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Strange Tomato ([personal profile] strangetomato) wrote2008-07-21 03:09 pm

Drabble: Why Frances doesn't like pirates, ninjas, and vampires

Prompt: Why Frances doesn't like pirates, ninjas, and vampires
Characters: Beau Broke and Frances J. Worthington III
Wordcount: 100
Warnings: none



Beau had rambled on about the movie for what seemed like an hour. He had recapped the scenes, and even quoted the quotes.

It was just so... common. It was an amusement of the drooling, sweating, uncultured masses.

Frances was better than that.

“So, yeah… how about you? What did you think of it?”

“It was… interesting.”

Beau laughed. “You hated it, didn’t you?”

“Yes.”

“But it had pirates. Everyone loves pirates.”

Frances lifted his brows. “Well, maybe that’s the problem.”

Beau leaned back, carelessly crossing his arms. “Don’t take this the wrong way, Frances… but you’re such a snob.”


It can be quite weird at times.

[identity profile] half-pace.livejournal.com 2009-07-10 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
For example, you cannot rescue someone from walking the plank. IT DOES NOT MEAN WALKING A PIECE OF WOOD INTO THE OCEAN!!!

It means chopping people up into pieces and throwing said bits overboard.