Drabble: Grilled Cheese Sims

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Grilled Cheese Sims
Characters: Ophelia Nigmos, Ripp Grunt, and Johnny Smith
Wordcount: 90
Imagecount: 0
Warnings: sexually suggestive, language

This is a fun prompt. I'm sure I could use it with a lot of different characters. We might see some other opinions on this misunderstood aspiration if (okay, when...) Natasha Una makes an appearance with her conceptual grilled cheese art. For now, I went with my old reliables.






Ophelia: We studied that aspiration in one of my psychology courses. Did you know that some people consider it a mental illness and are seeking a cure for it, while others, often those who've developed it, see it as a gift. These days, many sims even choose to be grilled cheese sims.

Ripp: I fucked a grilled cheese sim once.

Johnny: What?! Shut up! You did not!

Ripp: It was just me, her, and a can of spray cheese.

Johnny: I think I'm going to be sick.








Comments

[petchy-14.livejournal.com]

LOL!

NO WORDS, JUST CAPS LOCK, XD

[a-gates.livejournal.com]

My jaw dropped. WOW! :D This just adds to the awesomeness of today :D Thank you.

[backwardsflame.livejournal.com]

Haha! That was hilarious Strange!
"Just me, her, and a can of spray cheese." EPIC
Thanks for doing that one, it brightened my day(:

[meetme2theriver.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[harlowstories.livejournal.com]

That scenario is just asking for some good adjectives.

And is it just me or does Johnny sound like a cliche teenage girl?

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Heheh. It's because Johnny's a drama queen.

[vallicious.livejournal.com]

Totally initially read that as, "I fucked a grilled cheese sandwich once." Confusion ensued.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't put it past him. He's fucked a lot of things, not all of them sim.

[simsinthecity.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, if I were Johnny, I'd be more likely to freak out about this possibility than what actually happened.

I think of myself as something of a prude most of the time, but woohoo with a grilled cheese Sim didn't strike me as that bad. But I did smile a little at Ripp's second line.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Johnny's freaking out about the quantity of Ripp's conquests after the first line, and not so much that it was a grilled cheese sim in particular. It's just that he's slept with everything and everyone, even the rarest of aspirations.

[katee412.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know there was such a thing as spray cheese, I learned and laughed :)

[skellington7d.livejournal.com]

Lol, you might have been better off not knowing. Spray cheese is one of those foods that's so processed it probably shouldn't count as food anymore.

[katee412.livejournal.com]

It does sound pretty questionable lol!

[muslemura.livejournal.com]

*LOL* XD

[sofieamalien.livejournal.com]

Lol!

[poppyperson.livejournal.com]

I feel for you Johnny. Lol at Ophelia being sensible when she has to deal with her boys!