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Strange Tomato ([personal profile] strangetomato) wrote2009-03-31 12:22 pm

Drabble: Love

Prompt: Love
Character: Tank Grunt
Wordcount: 100
Imagecount: 0
Warnings: references to sexual situations

I did this one for [livejournal.com profile] music_simbol, since she mentioned it yesterday and got me thinking on it again. It's not as detailed as you had suggested (it's only 100 words, ya know?), but that will come later. For now, you get this drabble.






He wasn't aiming for love.

In all honesty, Tank considered love to be a little too much to ask for. It was a little out of his reach.

Right now, he'd settle for the sort of night where you never saw the person again, and wouldn't want to, because you'd done things that only animals would do. To look at them in the light of day would ruin everything. The illusion would be shattered.

But that was his libido speaking. His heart wanted more. It wanted the “hands pinned to the headboards” abandon, but also the comfort that came afterwards.




 

[identity profile] madame-ugly.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
OK, people! *rattles can* I'm taking up a collection to buy Tank Grunt a hooker.

*rummages in pants pocket* LOOK, I have five bucks here to start. Who's in?

(really, he needs to go to a professional to clear his. . .uh. . .head)

[identity profile] music-simbol.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*throws ten bucks on the can*

Hellz yeah! Get this boy some quality loving! I'm all for this! :D
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[identity profile] madame-ugly.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
$15.73?

We're going to need to better than this, people. Even in my neighborhood, a hummer's going to cost at LEAST twenty.

[identity profile] swhedonberry.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*control/shift/c*

*enters "motherlode"*

Alright, let's get this man some lovin'!
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Now we're talkin'.

[identity profile] madame-ugly.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well played!

Now then, I've heard about this Club in this little neighborhood called Peculiar. . .
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*snicker* Nothing but class.

[identity profile] xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! I knew that would be brought up. :P

[identity profile] madame-ugly.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ladies is pimps too.

Go on, brush your shoulder off.
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, in MY neighbourhood, you can supposedly avail of the services of Two Dollar Nancy for a mere twonie. (No, I'm not making it up, the poor thing.)

Also, you're wasting your time. Tank has already said he would never be able to go through with hiring a professional.

[identity profile] madame-ugly.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Volunteering for charity is NEVER a waste of time.

I'm sure there's some other guy (or gal) who could put the $15.73 to good use.

Ooh, I just started a sexual Make A Wish Foundation!

[identity profile] swhedonberry.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That's why we hire him the perfect one night stand without him knowing she's a pro.

With a plan this foolproof, what could possibly go wrong?!
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[identity profile] swhedonberry.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. You can't jinx perfection. ;)
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing ever goes wrong for anyone in my story. Everything works out for everyone EVERY time. ;)

We're good.

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[identity profile] naughtydolphin.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
We hire him the Hooker With The Heart Of Gold, who picks him up at the library one night and takes him home. But then she starts to fall for him, and he starts to fall for her, but Oh! Lucy starts to notice him and he's torn between his love for the hooker (who hasn't told him she still turns tricks on the side) and Lucy. Then Lucy finds out the girl is a hooker and she tells Tank and Trouble Begins!
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
How fresh and original! :D I like it. I mean, who's ever seen a Hooker With a Heart of Gold in a story before?

[identity profile] leskuh.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
^This.

And I will admit that I was desperately hoping that Tits was some stripper/hooker/etc. that had stumbled into Tank's life one desperate, sexy night and now she's living with him and they get into hijinks together and he treats her right so she loves him and y'know... that sort of thing.....

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[identity profile] 80sfiend.livejournal.com 2009-04-04 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO at "hummer" :D :D

[identity profile] ikichi.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'd do it for free...

[identity profile] madame-ugly.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
WOOT!

*folds collected money and palms it to you all sly like*

*whispers* Can I watch?

[identity profile] ikichi.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, how did I NOT see this in my inbox?

*hell, you can make t-shirts, if you wanna*

*discretely counts the monies and wonders how many roofies it'll take to get Tank into the back of her van*