Drabble: Love

[strangetomato]

Prompt: Love
Character: Tank Grunt
Wordcount: 100
Imagecount: 0
Warnings: references to sexual situations

I did this one for music_simbol, since she mentioned it yesterday and got me thinking on it again. It's not as detailed as you had suggested (it's only 100 words, ya know?), but that will come later. For now, you get this drabble.






He wasn't aiming for love.

In all honesty, Tank considered love to be a little too much to ask for. It was a little out of his reach.

Right now, he'd settle for the sort of night where you never saw the person again, and wouldn't want to, because you'd done things that only animals would do. To look at them in the light of day would ruin everything. The illusion would be shattered.

But that was his libido speaking. His heart wanted more. It wanted the “hands pinned to the headboards” abandon, but also the comfort that came afterwards.




 

Comments

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling Tank must be into some kinky shit. Maybe this hooker should be some sort of dominatrix!

:throws 20 simoleons into the can:

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

Ladies is pimps too.

Go on, brush your shoulder off.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

Very generous.

$47.45.

But if he's into the freaky deaky, that total's not going to go far.

[naughtydolphin.livejournal.com]

We hire him the Hooker With The Heart Of Gold, who picks him up at the library one night and takes him home. But then she starts to fall for him, and he starts to fall for her, but Oh! Lucy starts to notice him and he's torn between his love for the hooker (who hasn't told him she still turns tricks on the side) and Lucy. Then Lucy finds out the girl is a hooker and she tells Tank and Trouble Begins!

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

It's funny that you're converting my money. It's a bit ballsy of you to assume we're talking about US dollars here, doncha think?

Clearly, it should be converted to simoleans.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

How fresh and original! :D I like it. I mean, who's ever seen a Hooker With a Heart of Gold in a story before?

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

^This.

And I will admit that I was desperately hoping that Tits was some stripper/hooker/etc. that had stumbled into Tank's life one desperate, sexy night and now she's living with him and they get into hijinks together and he treats her right so she loves him and y'know... that sort of thing.....

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Well, you've seen his fantasies, haven't you? ;)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Oh, you. :P

Maybe Tits will be a stripper. The story isn't over yet.

(Also, that's such a cute icon. I love that shot - it's one of my best ones, I think.)

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

But even if she becomes a stripper she is STILL A ROBOT.

ROBOTS CANNOT LOVE.

(I love it and that shot of them IS basically one of the cutest in the history of ever OMG. It's the one that really nailed home Beau/Franny for me!)

[naughtydolphin.livejournal.com]

I know! It's never been done before. It'll be groundbreaking. I bet Hollywood will be following your example soon!

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

Tank wuvs Lucy.

(and those first two paragraphs broke my heart. BB doesn't think he's good enough or capable of love. ;_; )

[naughtydolphin.livejournal.com]

Now we need for Ripp and Tank to both fall for Tits!

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that just be Ripp/Ripp/Tank?

Oh god I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

^ this. I was wondering how much US dollars went into simoleans and what not. Especially since Van donated 20 Simoleons into the pot so where does it all equal out?

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

You don't like the image of Tank getting double-teamed by his own brother?

Oh but why not? XD

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

We are innovators!

Geniuses!

I will win the Man Booker prize!

*ahem*

[naughtydolphin.livejournal.com]

I know. Ripp would probably enjoy it, but Tank will need therapy.

[naughtydolphin.livejournal.com]

lol and then we can have the therapist that they'll all eventually need really be a GHOST!

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

D:

It'd be more of Ripp getting double-teamed by himself and his brother, which is still just as weird and AUGH I AM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES.

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

I think the fact that Ripp WOULD enjoy it indicates that he could use some therapy whether he wants it or not.

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

Exactly why I think that! Lucy was totally taking the lead in those fantasies. The whole time I was wondering if she was going to get out a whip! XD

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

But he already needs therapy! What does he has to lose?! XD

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

YOU brought up it being canadian, that's what got me curious to see the conversion rate.

Of course I automatically assume it's in US dollars. I'm an egocentric american *adjusts flag pin*. I only wish my car wasn't made out of plastic. I just can't get the "god bless america" magnet to STICK!

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Yeah, I suppose I will let your arrogant American ways slide just this one time, since I did make fun of Canada first. Because, ya know, The only thing queerer than a three dollar bill is obviously a three dollar coin (though European countries like their coinage just as much as Canada does - your country needs to get with the times).

Also, I forgot that the internet IS America, huh? Silly me.