Strangetown, HWC Letters to Santa: Johnny Smith

[strangetomato]

Johnny makes sure to get his letter done early, so "Santa" has time to buy his gifts.







Letters to Santa: Johnny Smith





Dear "Santa",

If you're wondering what to get me for Christmas this year, I have some suggestions for you:

1. Socks and underwear - boring, but needed

2. Toiletries - hair gel (get the jumbo size), facial scrub, Compulsion cologne, or anything else you think I'd like (you know the drill)

3. Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World by Isa Chandra Moskowitz and Terry Hope Romero - there might be something in it for you!

4. A new soccer jersey

5. Membership at Dreamy Fields - if you think I've been really good


love you,
Johnny

XOXOXO


P.S. If you're reading this, Ripp, all I want from you is an immaculately clean apartment.







 

Comments

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling I know who the last person would be then. :P

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

"Oh shit, Santa! Is it too late? ;_;

P.S. IOU one plate of cookies"

LOL

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

YES RIPP, IT IS TOO LATE!

It's 2009 already! D: