Strangetown Extras: Smustle dance competition

[strangetomato]

Ripp recently gained enough enthusiasm in the Music and Dance hobby to have access to the secret lot, so he decided to visit, and he invited Johnny and Ophelia along.

All three friends sign up for a smustle dance competition, and the dancing begins.








That's some good smustling.




Soon it's all over, and Johnny starts to second guess his moves.




Ophelia anxiously awaits the results. Ripp does his best imitation of a shy person.




Johnny receives the bad news first.




Ripp is the champion, and he doesn't mind rubbing it in. Ophelia just can't tolerate her defeat. Ripp wins bragging rights and $500. Pretty sweet. That's an easy way to make money.




Ophelia gets over the loss pretty quickly. At least she's not as bad as some of the other dancers. They all have a good laugh at the lame dance moves of the other competitors.




Then Ripp heads upstairs to further his training.

Comments

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

You'd better provide some eye bleach.

*SNORT* Not that I would necessarily consider it eye bleach, but can elders wear the lycra? PT in lycra would be gilded in hilarity.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Poor Gunnar. He don't get no respect around here. *snicker* Eye bleach for all.

I'm pretty sure that they don't have Lycra for elders, but maybe someone will convert it. That would be very fun to see.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

You could save Gunnar and make yours a likable/respectable/NON skeevy type. Though that's not really going to help with the chin thing (though the lack of a chin could be overlooked if the personality was good). My Gunnar is too far gone to ever be redeemed.

Damnit, I knew elder lycra was too much to ask for. Just like no one is willing to make elder male thongs. I fully understand why, but it doesn't make me want them any less.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

My Gunnar is already a bit of a tool, and the best he's probably going to get in this story is to fade into the background. I have very little interest in him as a sim, and I think the way he was styled (paired with the Maxis bio that says that his bandmates don't really like him) just lends itself to that interpretation. He's not villainous like your Gunnar, but he's not really a great guy to have around. Maybe I'll find a better use for him somewhere down the road. He's young, so he probably does have redeeming qualities.

I have to say that I do not support elder male thongs. Then again, I do not support thongs for anyone. *shudder*

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

In real life, I'm with you on the thong *shudder*.

In sim-dom, thongs are wonderful and I love making my male sims wear them (can't say I care about the ladies in thongs, it's a bit overdone). Though I prefer itty bitty panties to thongs.

I feel a man panty parade coming on. . .

[pixelcurious.livejournal.com]

I was going to make elder thongs, wasn't I? Or at least, novelty elder unders. There was a "bee" design, if I remember right... I'll try to get back to that project. Poke me if I forget!

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

(I just wanted to put this icon up)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Noooooo! Stop the onslaught of thongs. Think of the children. *snort*

Taint misbehavin'.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

Is THAT better? Technically it's NOT a thong. (rainbow panty power!)

*SNORT* Taint misbehavin'.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Yes, much, much better. *snort* That really is the best picture ever. Love the face mask too.

I love that line (and any sentence with taint in it, really). Do you know where it comes from? If you do, I will be very impressed.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

I admit defeat. I even did a google search (yes, while at work I googled "taint misbehavin", I was surprised the results weren't more. . .frightening, inappropriate, pink-slip worthy?)

Though there was this one thing on wikipedia describing some kind of taint. . .ISSUE. . .so delicately refered to as "cork taint". I think I can live without knowing the full details on THAT (and Wiki will now be refered to as Icky).

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Isn't cork taint just something that happens when your wine gets "corked" and goes bad? Or am I being innocently ignorant? (Googling anything taint-related at work is pretty awesome, by the way.)

It was pretty obscure. Are you familiar with Mr. Show? It was from one of the skits on that show. They were talking about people who were obsessed with taints (like you would be), and they had special interest magazines called Tainted Love and Taint Misbehavin'. It was pretty much the greatest thing ever.

That show had some very funny skits on it. Please watch The Story of Everest and the Mayostard and Mustardayonaise commercials. Just brilliant.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Here's the taint skit (I hope that link works - if not, google "Mr. Show" and taint. You have to be over 18 to view it. *snicker* But why?

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

*rolls up in her big hamster ball of ignorance*

I have heard of this Mr. Show that you speak of, but have never viewed it.

Shun me if you must.

I will save the video viewing until I get home.

[pixelcurious.livejournal.com]

I always heard it was called the taint because it's in the middle -- t'aint one hole, or the other. :D

*hums* Ain't misbehavin', savin' all my love for you... I love that song.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It t'aint the front and it t'aint the back.