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strangetomato) wrote2008-04-15 08:19 pm
strangetomato) wrote2008-04-15 08:19 pm
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Strangetown extras: Another painting recolour
So, I recoloured another painting, and I tried one of the poster formats this time. I even put some text on the poster, using this great simlish font by SIMale on MTS2. To show off the results, I've put together a little scene with Johnny and Ripp.
Ripp: So where is this present, Johnny?
Johnny: It's in your bedroom.
Ripp: I can't believe you bought me a present. Is it because I did the dishes?
Johnny: Now, don't get too excited, okay? It's nothing that great.
Ripp: Just show me, already!
Johnny: Okay. Here it is!
Ripp: Oh my god! It's awesome! Where did you get this?
Johnny: I just saw it at SimMart. Check out the cheesy lens flare!
Ripp: Check out the rockin' bodies! Fuck, they're hot. So which one would you choose?
Johnny: For what?
Ripp: You're fucking kidding me, right?
Johnny: Oh... right. Well, the one on the left -
Ripp: Angela.
Johnny: Okay, Angela. She seems nice.
Ripp: So you'd do her?
Johnny: Yeah, I guess so. I don't know. I mean, it's completely hypothetical. I have a girlfriend, and why would either of them want to sleep with me, anyway? They're famous actresses! And I don't even know them. What if we had nothing in common?
Ripp: That's so not the point of this game. You're not picking out your future wife, Johnny! You're just supposed to decide which one you want to bump uglies with.
Johnny: Okay, then which one would you pick? I guess you'll have to take the other one -
Ripp: Lilith.
Johnny: Right... Lilith. You'll have to take her, if I already picked Angela.
Ripp: This isn't like picking teams for sports, Johnny. I can pick the same one.
Johnny: Well, that's convenient.
Ripp: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Johnny: Nothing. Just convenient... like, I could drop her off with you after we were finished our date.
Ripp: Who says you'd get first crack at her?
Johnny: Ripp, I'm not taking a "crack" at anyone, okay?
Ripp: Besides, why would I pick just one of them, when they come as a sweet matching set?
Johnny: Wasn't that the point of the game?
Ripp: Thanks for the present, John! You're the llama's ass!
Ripp: So where is this present, Johnny?
Johnny: It's in your bedroom.
Ripp: I can't believe you bought me a present. Is it because I did the dishes?
Johnny: Now, don't get too excited, okay? It's nothing that great.
Ripp: Just show me, already!
Johnny: Okay. Here it is!
Ripp: Oh my god! It's awesome! Where did you get this?
Johnny: I just saw it at SimMart. Check out the cheesy lens flare!
Ripp: Check out the rockin' bodies! Fuck, they're hot. So which one would you choose?
Johnny: For what?
Ripp: You're fucking kidding me, right?
Johnny: Oh... right. Well, the one on the left -
Ripp: Angela.
Johnny: Okay, Angela. She seems nice.
Ripp: So you'd do her?
Johnny: Yeah, I guess so. I don't know. I mean, it's completely hypothetical. I have a girlfriend, and why would either of them want to sleep with me, anyway? They're famous actresses! And I don't even know them. What if we had nothing in common?
Ripp: That's so not the point of this game. You're not picking out your future wife, Johnny! You're just supposed to decide which one you want to bump uglies with.
Johnny: Okay, then which one would you pick? I guess you'll have to take the other one -
Ripp: Lilith.
Johnny: Right... Lilith. You'll have to take her, if I already picked Angela.
Ripp: This isn't like picking teams for sports, Johnny. I can pick the same one.
Johnny: Well, that's convenient.
Ripp: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Johnny: Nothing. Just convenient... like, I could drop her off with you after we were finished our date.
Ripp: Who says you'd get first crack at her?
Johnny: Ripp, I'm not taking a "crack" at anyone, okay?
Ripp: Besides, why would I pick just one of them, when they come as a sweet matching set?
Johnny: Wasn't that the point of the game?
Ripp: Thanks for the present, John! You're the llama's ass!
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Yeah, it's not surprising that Johnny picked the wholesome good girl, is it? Johnny is the Angela and Ripp is the Lilith. (In the game, Angela and Lilith have very similar personalities, anyway, so I'm sure that they could go either way.)
Oh, but llama's ass are wonderful! Or, at least, to be "the llama's ass" is to be the greatest, just like being "the cat's ass" is. I love making expressions more simish by throwing a llama or two in there.