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Strange Tomato ([personal profile] strangetomato) wrote2008-04-01 08:20 am
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Strangetown Extras: April Fish!

Did you know that the practical joking element of April Fools Day was most likely started in France? In France (or French cultures, like in French Canada) the person being fooled is referred to as a poisson d'avril, or April fish. This originally had something to do with the zodiac, and the French traditionally celebrated April Fools Day by placing dead fish on the backs of their friends. (No, I'm not making this up!)





Fish fight!




Johnny: You're going down, Grunt!

Ripp: Ooooof!




Johnny: Oh, NICE! A direct hit!

Ripp: Owwww! Watch the face, Johnny!

Johnny: Fish in the face!




Ripp: I'll bet you'd fucking love that, huh, Johnny? A big face full of fish?

Johnny: Don't get it in my mouth! I'm a vegetarian!

Ripp: That doesn't count, John.




Johnny: Face your defeat, Ripp. You're no match for me.

Ripp: Yeah, you have all the fucking skills, Johnny. Nobody slings a fish around quite like you do.

Johnny: Good workout! Now I don't need to go for a jog.

Ripp: Why jog when you can play with giant fish?




Ripp: Another challenger, hey? You'll be sorry, Phi...

Ophelia: Oh, we'll see about that!

Ripp: *gets pummeled*




Ripp: You call that a fish slap?! You hit like a girl, Phi!

Ophelia: So do you!

Ripp: You'll pay for that remark!

Ophelia: Bring it on!




Ripp: It's easy to hit such a nice, round target!

Ophelia: Hey! Watch it!

Ripp: *thinking* Such a sweet, sweet target...




Ophelia: It's not THAT big!




Ripp: Nothing wrong with a little junk on the trunk, Phi. Nothing at all... *stares*

Ophelia: You're an April fool alright. Get your face out of there!

Ripp: This is my favourite day of the year. Fuckin' sweet...




Ophelia: You're in for it!

Ripp: Oh, that's right! Punish me.








Oh, and I almost forgot... the mod that turns your pillow fights into fish fights can be found here.


[identity profile] cindyanne1.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG... this is so funny! I think I'm going to d/l the fish and then take out my mod for no auto pillow fights... and then wait and see if and when my oldest daughter notices when she plays! :-P Wouldn't that be a hoot??? I already woke her up by saying school was closed for the day... APRIL FOOL!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Yes I'm easily amused, lol.

Sorta OT... I commented back to you from my LJ re: Simstorytellers and how to post there. I seem to be having a bit of trouble (blush). Any help would be muchly appreciated!

Hugs
Cindy
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be very funny if you did that. She'll have such a WTF moment. *snicker* (And I love auto pillow fights - they're so funny!)

Your daughter must have loved you for that joke. :P

Oh, I'm sorry about that! I must have missed it. An easy way to do it would be to click on "post" from your own journal and then select simstorytellers from the "post to:" menu. It should be included there if you are a member.

(I think part of the problem is that our new layout does not show the personal navigation bar right now, and the "post to this community" link is usually in that. We're looking to fix that soon.)

I hope that helped!
Edited 2008-04-01 19:58 (UTC)
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Heheh. Don't challenge me to a gross contest. You will lose. (And maybe it's because I grew up next to a beach, and ended up covered in the stuff a lot of the time, but fish spawn doesn't bother me at all.)

[identity profile] saunasims.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Good Cod, this eels the deal! Ripp truly loves Ophelia with all his carp and sole.
*runs away really fast*
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Why did you run? So I wouldn't laugh you to death? *snort* Too silly... but I love it! (And the "Good Cod" part reminds me of something I see all over the place in the homes of elderly Newfoundlanders - a little wall hanging that says, "In cod we trust".)

[identity profile] saunasims.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I always expect flung tomatoes when I bring out the truly bad puns. I love them, though. Part of it's because of my ESL status, but really I just can't resist a truly bad word pun. :D I mean. 'Orange you glad to see me' STILL cracks me up.

w00 fish!

[identity profile] redqueenofevil.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVE it! And thank you SO MUCH for posting the link too. That's just fantastic!
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just a sucker for puns too. :P No tomato slinging around here today, but I will send a fish your way!

*slings a salmon at you*
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Re: w00 fish!

[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Heheh. Fish fights are way too much fun. I thought that most people would have already heard about the fish mod, since it's been around for a while (I think I first read about it on pixel_and_bean's journal). I figured there's always a chance that someone missed it, so why not share anyway?

[identity profile] simgarooop.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)

Yeah, that's what happens when someone gives priority to his lower head! :D

Those fishes are hilarious! I love the stuff they come up with in the community!
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Ripp! *sigh* Don't try to think with the head that doesn't have a brain. :P

I know. Isn't it great? Someone put a lot of time and effort into making fish fighting a reality for our sims. There is always something new and amusing to discover out there.

[identity profile] saunasims.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see what kind of a scampi you are! :D
Haddock at you!
*happily smokes salmon meanwhile*
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*snicker* Sort of like taking your lemons and making lemonade? That's the sensible thing to do when offered salmon, in my humble opinion (unless you're a vegetarian, like Johnny). That stuff is tasty.

[identity profile] music-simbol.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
As funny as that mod is, it's so hard to work into a story. At least, there's always outtakes!

And Ripp would totally be into the kinky stuff, wouldn't he?
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
April Fools Day seemed like the best reason to use it that I've ever come across. I'm glad I remembered it, since it is a really cool mod.

Is it kinky to be slapped by a fish? *snicker* You know that Ripp would be into doing most anything, as long as it involved mutual pleasure.
Edited 2008-04-02 01:42 (UTC)

[identity profile] indigoleo.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
*Parries with a mackerel and runs for the hills.*
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well played. You are a worthy opponent. :P

[identity profile] madame-ugly.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
The spawn itself isn't really that gross, it's the act of squeezing it out onto me, like some nasty reproductive toothpaste.

And it would smell bad. Really bad, like deep fried groundhog.

[identity profile] pixelcurious.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Reproductive toothpaste. *snerk*

Why do I have the feeling that you know from experience just how deep fried groundhog smells?

[identity profile] pixelcurious.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Schlip-a-schlap-a vay
Schlip! Schlap!
Schlap avay all day
Schlip! Schlap!
You simply can't go wrong
Vith traditional fish-schlapping song

I always wanted the feathers to be fish scales, too. If you're going to that much trouble, why not go all the way? (No, Ripp, I didn't mean "go all the way" in THAT sense.)

Happy April Fools!
*slips an anchovy down your shirt*

[identity profile] cindyanne1.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh thank you! That helped enormously!!

((big grin))
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Heheh. Nice. ^_^

Fish scales would have been so cool, but there's something sort of absurdly funny in its own right about hitting someone with a fish and having feathers shoot everywhere.

Oooh. A sneaky anchovy attack? How clever.

*holds out a sculpin*

That should frighten you away! (Be careful, though... they sting!)

[identity profile] pixelcurious.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's cute! I think I caught one of those, once, when I was crabbing. Or it might have been a toadfish, which is similarly spiky and ugly-cute.

I hope you are not disappointed by my lack of fright.
*pelts you with smelts*
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you must be mistaken. :P You couldn't have seen a sculpin if you thought it was cute... they're large(ish) and frightening, and they kick up hell when you pull them up from the deep. When we jig for codfish, we always pray not to pull one up. They're hard to get off the hook, with all the spikes and the stinging.

I'm not sure what she pulled up, but my aunt told me that she once pulled up something so hideously frightening that my grandfather took it and said, "Oh, that's the devil." And he was DEAD SERIOUS. Pop was the best. (All this fish talk makes me sentimental.)

*places an eel around your neck like a boa*
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[identity profile] strange-tomato.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Children actually do that, you know. With capelin. And it is a little like shooting toothpaste, only not as thick. Pretty nasty if it gets on you.

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