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strangetomato) wrote2008-12-07 11:15 pm
strangetomato) wrote2008-12-07 11:15 pm
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Strangetown Extras: Santa Visits the Smiths
I'm a little behind on my letters to Santa, but I'll try to play catch up tommorrow. For now, here's a little Santa spam to amuse you. I had never summoned him to a lot before, so I tried it out.
I was busy sending everyone to bed (I thought maybe they had to be asleep), but Jordan woke up to see Santa!
At least someone is excited. *snicker* Santa seems way over it.
Jordan: Santa, what's the meaning of Christmas?
Santa: *nosh, nosh, nosh*
Jordan: *turns to leave*
Santa: Hey, kid... *pauses while Jordan turns back* ...thanks.
(Most overused movie line ever.)
For some reason, eating cookies made Santa lose weight.
Foxy.
Next order of business: Ho Ho Ho a toy into existence.
Jordan's going to love that remote control car. His OTH is tinkering.
Santa: Ooooh, I gotta piss like a racehorse.
He did too. Everyone keeps asking if I've seen Santa use the washroom, and I've always wondered why this is supposed to be amusing, but it really is.
Seriously, Santa must have pissed at least 10 times. I was laughing almost as much as he was.
Then Santa left and just walked down the street to the next house (he thinks about the ~environment~, people).
So that's that, right?
Wrong.
The tree went up. Let this be a lesson to you to unplug your Christmas lights before you go to bed.
Pita the cat regrets not paying attention to the fire safety plan. Where's the nearest fire exit? She DOESN'T KNOW!
Pita: You seem to have this under control, so I'll just chill here and watch.
None of the Smiths were even aware of the fire. I'm pretty sure Jenny and PT were making out in the bedroom the whole time.
After the fire was taken care of, Santa came back for round two. (And, yes, he pissed 10 more times.)
He left Jolene a stereo. It seems a little unfair, but maybe the car does some awesome stunts.
Now I'm tempted to summon Santa to every lot, just to see what kinds of free stuff I can get.
I was busy sending everyone to bed (I thought maybe they had to be asleep), but Jordan woke up to see Santa!
At least someone is excited. *snicker* Santa seems way over it.
Jordan: Santa, what's the meaning of Christmas?
Santa: *nosh, nosh, nosh*
Jordan: *turns to leave*
Santa: Hey, kid... *pauses while Jordan turns back* ...thanks.
(Most overused movie line ever.)
For some reason, eating cookies made Santa lose weight.
Foxy.
Next order of business: Ho Ho Ho a toy into existence.
Jordan's going to love that remote control car. His OTH is tinkering.
Santa: Ooooh, I gotta piss like a racehorse.
He did too. Everyone keeps asking if I've seen Santa use the washroom, and I've always wondered why this is supposed to be amusing, but it really is.
Seriously, Santa must have pissed at least 10 times. I was laughing almost as much as he was.
Then Santa left and just walked down the street to the next house (he thinks about the ~environment~, people).
So that's that, right?
Wrong.
The tree went up. Let this be a lesson to you to unplug your Christmas lights before you go to bed.
Pita the cat regrets not paying attention to the fire safety plan. Where's the nearest fire exit? She DOESN'T KNOW!
Pita: You seem to have this under control, so I'll just chill here and watch.
None of the Smiths were even aware of the fire. I'm pretty sure Jenny and PT were making out in the bedroom the whole time.
After the fire was taken care of, Santa came back for round two. (And, yes, he pissed 10 more times.)
He left Jolene a stereo. It seems a little unfair, but maybe the car does some awesome stunts.
Now I'm tempted to summon Santa to every lot, just to see what kinds of free stuff I can get.
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Oh, and that fireman of yours is cute.