Strangetown Extras: Hot Lobsters

[strangetomato]

Man, I have this silly pic that I really need to share. It would make a GREAT teaser pic, but it's not really a good summary of the chapter it relates to at all. So now you just get to look and LOL with me, if you want. It has Ripp and lobsters in it, so you know it's good.










Kendall: Ripp, baby, you're hotter than this steaming hot plate full of lobsters.

Ripp: REALLY?! Thanks, Kendall. I thought you hated me...


She does hate him, but that's the power of the FT romance aspiration bonus speaking. Ripp still throws up in his mouth when Kendall enters the room, but she's just sliding off her chair.

Seriously, I nearly pissed myself when Kendall showed up with the lobsters she autonomously cooked (this scene isn't taking place in a kitchen or even a dining room), and the heartfarting put me over the edge, to say nothing of Ripp's face. *snicker* The context is very funny too, but I'll have to stay quiet on that for now. ;)

This one seems like it would be good for a caption contest. I'm sure someone has something better than what I came up with. The presence of seafood is just asking for trouble, though...



 

Comments

[naughtydolphin.livejournal.com]

"Kendall, has anyone spoken to you about your feminine hygiene needs?"

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Is Ripp going to give her a talking to? Seems like he'd be the wrong person to get hygiene advice from. :P

[naughtydolphin.livejournal.com]

ah, but he'd be an expert in feminine hygiene!

And since he's not facing her, it could be *sniff sniff* "Kendall? is that you?"

it'd work better if it was a plate of fish, but you can't have everything!

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

It's so wrong, but... yeah, I'm going to. :P

"Smells like salmon, keep on slammin'"

"Smells like trout, GTFO!"

It really makes no sense, but I laugh every time. XD

[naughtydolphin.livejournal.com]

lolol those are great!

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I know. LOL - How do I tell the difference?!