Workin' on that sense of humour...

[strangetomato]

In an attempt to lighten the mood (and overexpose JRO just a little more)...








(I was going to use simlish, but it was too tiny to read.)


 

Comments

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

Same here. That's why I instated the *sarcasm alert* system.

It saves me face in the long run.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

It's because I'm so friggin' sensitive.

I don't get it... I try to numb myself with drugs and alcohol, but that only makes things worse. *snicker* Do I need better drugs?

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

Yes, you do need better drugs. Like the BUBBLE BLOWER!

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have one of those already. Didn't you know? Stop ENCOURAGING my addictions, dammit!

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

Your just a delicate flower, a hot house orchid if you will. We must all filter by carefully, gazing lovingly but NEVER touching.

What are the signs you see in national forests. . .OH, "Take only pictures, leave only footprints."

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I like being called an orchid (it's ~beautiful~ too, right? *snicker*), but I also sound terrible in this description.

Please... please... you can touch. I can take it. Honest.

*snicker* PLEASE TOUCH ME!

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

*pokes you in the upper arm a la Egon poking the random old guy in Ghostbusters--yes, I'm also giving you the same look, too*

Feel better now?

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

See? Nothing bad happened... *hopeful smile*

Yeah, I feel a little better. Maybe I should pick up all these eggshells, so you don't have to walk on them. (Funny because I could totally see me leaving a bunch of eggshells on the floor, unnoticed. Well, maybe I'm not that bad, but still...)

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

You sure? Your arm could get all bruised, whither up and fall clean off.

Ooh, we can put your eggshells down my garbage disposal. I still love my garbage disposal, much to my wife's annoyance (he doesn't get why I like it so much--what's not to like? you get to grind up crap and flush it down the drain--no need to walk to the stupid composter).

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I can take it. No, really, I can. I promise. *whispers* It's not like I needed that arm...

I've never used a garbage disposal (yeah, really), but they seem like fun.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

Garbage disposal VIRGIN!

Oh, your eggshells are so going in my disposal now.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Now that's true friendship, right there. *snicker*