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I believe I've done it a few times myself. Although I always made sure she knew I was joking. Well, I hope I did anyway.
Same here. That's why I instated the *sarcasm alert* system.
It saves me face in the long run.
It saves me face in the long run.
It's because I'm so friggin' sensitive.
I don't get it... I try to numb myself with drugs and alcohol, but that only makes things worse. *snicker* Do I need better drugs?
I don't get it... I try to numb myself with drugs and alcohol, but that only makes things worse. *snicker* Do I need better drugs?
Yes, you do need better drugs. Like the BUBBLE BLOWER!
Oh, I have one of those already. Didn't you know? Stop ENCOURAGING my addictions, dammit!
Your just a delicate flower, a hot house orchid if you will. We must all filter by carefully, gazing lovingly but NEVER touching.
What are the signs you see in national forests. . .OH, "Take only pictures, leave only footprints."
What are the signs you see in national forests. . .OH, "Take only pictures, leave only footprints."
Hee! I adore the way you have them posed! And they all look so happy in Smuttown! ;)
LOL SMUTTOWN. I WANT TO LIVE THERE, WITH THOSE THREE FRESH CHILDREN.
JOHNNY SMITH DOES WHAT HE WANTS!
*sniggers*
Oh Johnny, <3
*sniggers*
Oh Johnny, <3
Yeah, she did. Pretty funny, huh? :P
It's Johnny and TANK, though, which is as popular a sub-genre as Johnny/Ripp, in my experience, and also very enjoyable.
It's Johnny and TANK, though, which is as popular a sub-genre as Johnny/Ripp, in my experience, and also very enjoyable.
Hmmm, I like being called an orchid (it's ~beautiful~ too, right? *snicker*), but I also sound terrible in this description.
Please... please... you can touch. I can take it. Honest.
*snicker* PLEASE TOUCH ME!
Please... please... you can touch. I can take it. Honest.
*snicker* PLEASE TOUCH ME!
*pokes you in the upper arm a la Egon poking the random old guy in Ghostbusters--yes, I'm also giving you the same look, too*
Feel better now?
Feel better now?
See? Nothing bad happened... *hopeful smile*
Yeah, I feel a little better. Maybe I should pick up all these eggshells, so you don't have to walk on them. (Funny because I could totally see me leaving a bunch of eggshells on the floor, unnoticed. Well, maybe I'm not that bad, but still...)
Yeah, I feel a little better. Maybe I should pick up all these eggshells, so you don't have to walk on them. (Funny because I could totally see me leaving a bunch of eggshells on the floor, unnoticed. Well, maybe I'm not that bad, but still...)
You sure? Your arm could get all bruised, whither up and fall clean off.
Ooh, we can put your eggshells down my garbage disposal. I still love my garbage disposal, much to my wife's annoyance (he doesn't get why I like it so much--what's not to like? you get to grind up crap and flush it down the drain--no need to walk to the stupid composter).
Ooh, we can put your eggshells down my garbage disposal. I still love my garbage disposal, much to my wife's annoyance (he doesn't get why I like it so much--what's not to like? you get to grind up crap and flush it down the drain--no need to walk to the stupid composter).
I can take it. No, really, I can. I promise. *whispers* It's not like I needed that arm...
I've never used a garbage disposal (yeah, really), but they seem like fun.
I've never used a garbage disposal (yeah, really), but they seem like fun.
Garbage disposal VIRGIN!
Oh, your eggshells are so going in my disposal now.
Oh, your eggshells are so going in my disposal now.
Now that's true friendship, right there. *snicker*
I'm glad you "came out of hiding" so to speak. :D And I agree it's easy to be misinterpreted when one is typing. I'm sure it's happened to all of us at one point or another. I'm still picking toenails out of my teeth. *gag* LOL.
Like the cap of boobs that PHOTOBUCKET censored. :D
Yes, their eyes cannot unsee what has been seen. How do you sleep at night?
Yes, their eyes cannot unsee what has been seen. How do you sleep at night?
hahah!
Cannnnn't say I'd read it though. XD
Cannnnn't say I'd read it though. XD
That's awesome! Sorry, fucking awesome.
Thanks!Haha you too?
Well at least if I fuck up again, fans can comment directly on my page rather than clogging up strange's inbox :D
Well at least if I fuck up again, fans can comment directly on my page rather than clogging up strange's inbox :D
Yes, it's very hard to convey a joking tone over the internet without littering one's comment with assorted smileys and jk's ;)
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