Strangetown Extras: Ripp and the invisible book

[strangetomato]

Ahh, there's nothing like relaxing on the hammock with a good book on a sunny day, but Ripp seems to be DOING IT WRONG, as they say...

Ripp: Wait... didn't I have a book a minute ago? I really need to lay off the bubble blower.

or...

Ripp paused, holding up his hands for examination, and pondered the nature of his existence. Lost in the lines of his hands, he recalled everything he'd ever used them for. Some of those things shocked even him.

or...

Ripp: You know, I really can't remember the last time I washed them.


... and so on and so on... You can add your own! :D

Comments

[simgarooop.livejournal.com]

Nope, you've got it all wrong! He still has a book in his hands.

Yup, it's an invisible book with all the names and adresses of the dozens of women he has woo-hoo-ed with since he met Genessis. He just doesn't want Phi to find it, all right?

Or he could just be learning hand-reading to earn some extra bucks as a matchmaker. That old lady seems to know with all the single girls in Strangetown after all :D

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

He has the power to make EVERYTHING invisible! Especially women's clothes.

Haha, Ripp palm reading. He could definitely become a matchmaker with all the girls he knows. Though I think he would have to have a chance with them first before he hooks them up with everybody... Just ask Tank!

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

"...especially women's clothes." :P Too true.

No, he tests out everyone Tank has kissed AFTER Tank has. *snicker* Get it RIGHT!

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

WELL IT'S BOTH, OKAY?! Hell, if Ripp only went for girls Tank kissed he'd probably go insane.

I was referring to when Ripp was scoping the room looking for somebody for Tank at the party, and then he sees the one girl and goes "that one's a real demon in the sack."

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Heheh. Tank was pretty disgusted that Ripp had already slept with basically every girl at the party.

Yeah... Tank hasn't exactly kissed a lot of girls, but he did kiss Ophelia before Ripp ever did, didn't he?

[simgarooop.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure about this but... didn't Ripp also had something going on with Kendal when he was a teen? I remember Tank was very angry at her, but I don't remember the reason.

Well, there is a reality show called "Test Drive My Girlfriend", where "tries out" a few girls and chooses the one who'd be the best match for a guy every episode. That'd be Ripp's dream job :D.

[simgarooop.livejournal.com]

* where THE HOST tries out a few girls...

Silly typos! :P

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

You're right. Ripp made out with Kendall after he knew that Tank had kissed her. He did it out of spite because they were fighting after the party at Johnny's house.

Yes, I think that Ripp might enjoy that job. ;)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Ripp, honey... Phi has SEEN you with half of them, or just afterwards, so the invisible ink is probably not that necessary. Who are you trying to kid?

Ripp as a matchmaker would be hilarious. :P