Strangetown extras: Johnny has a Ripp moment with the cow mascot

[strangetomato]

Just when you think you have them all figured out, those sims manage to surprise you, don't they?

Johnny: Oh, cow mascot! Your fur is so soft.

Yeah, he's being hit on by the cow mascot, and he's accepting the flirt. Bwuh? Is this normal? I'm pretty sure they HATE each other too, because they normally end up fighting.

Johnny is weird.

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[music-simbol.livejournal.com]

QUOI?!?!?!?!?

Johnny, stop messing with my head! I have you pegged down already, so no more surprises!

You don't have ACR, do you? And this means that you got your game back up all nice and such, right?

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Yeah, really... WTF, Johnny? Secretly, he'll even do the cow? Or is it just that he decided to go wild, now that he's left his virginity behind him?

Or... maybe Phi is secretly the cow mascot. *snicker*

No, I don't have ACR, and I checked out their chemistry after this happened, and they don't have any. *shrugs* Beats me.

Yeah, everything seems to be fine, and I have most of my downloads recovered, or at least the ones I really need. The rest of the junk won't be missed.

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

Those cows really piss me off! One of them once flirted with Jill in my game (and she accepted) while her and Buck were living together in college. Buck caught them and eventually got into a fight with her because of it.

Oh yeah, I agree about what you said. He's so glad he's got that virginity out of the way and now he has to try it with EVERYBODY! :snicker:

[smjoshsims.livejournal.com]

JONNY! AFTER I CURSED OUT/HATED OPHELIA FOR CHEATING ON YOU YOU PULL THIS SHIZZ. I AM SADDENED AND ANGERED! >:(

I'm guessing this won't make it into the update though? :P

[smjoshsims.livejournal.com]

I know! The damn mascot flirted with my Second Gen heiress and inadvertently made her Bi- she had bolts with everyone except her parents. D:

I got her back good though. *evil smile*

[music-simbol.livejournal.com]

I didn't know Johnny had a fur fetish. :P

I guess it's just a freak thing. At least you got a pic of it!

And yay for backups! What would we do without them! :D:D

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Cow mascots are nothing but trouble. I rarely see them get accepted like this, though, and Johnny wouldn't be the first sim I'd expect to do it. I did see the cow wolf whistle at Jaxy once and she liked it. That was pretty funny.

Johnny is sneaky too. He saw that Ophelia was inside fraternizing with Ripp, and saw his chance. Before long, he was all over the cow mascot. :P

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Maybe he did it to even things out?

You're right. There's no way I can make this work in the story as-is, but I can file it away as general fodder for character development. You never know...

I have suspected for a while that Johnny isn't nearly as innocent as he lets on.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Did the cow meet another cow, of the plant variety?

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Johnny is a furry. *snicker* Who knew?

[redqueenofevil.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's a closet Pollination technician after all.

:D

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

Cow mascots are a bunch of hilarity! I love you, Johnny!

Johnny must be living a double life. That HAS to be it.



The cow mascot in my game would rather hit on the chef rather than my sims, though. *sad face*

[xel-squirgle-ox.livejournal.com]

It took me forever to figure out what you meant! LOL, I'm pretty slow around this time of day I guess.

[pixelcurious.livejournal.com]

Cows are the best! They remind me not to take Uni seriously. I wish there were cow mascots in real life.

Mmmm, tastes like chocolate milk





LOL where's my cow head? Where's my cow BODY?

[pixelcurious.livejournal.com]

Just remember that to err is human, to forgive, bovine.

[dothesmustle.livejournal.com]

That cow mascot begging for milk icon still makes laugh! I love cow mascots and their stupid pranks, they're so random.

LOL. His body is missing, that is...amazing. Why is it gone?! Is he just a floating head in a cow mascot costume? Is that why he acts out, because he's scared of being made fun of for being a floating head?

[simsbarbie.livejournal.com]

Usually the mascots are goodlooking sims. My sim guy married a cow mascot. First, she showed up to his house with the long fur coat and the cow head!...you know after the transition from YA to adult? I was like, WTF? They have a couple of kids but, very time she visits someone's house or goes to the comunnity lot, she is in her Cow garb! Annoying...

So glad you may have the next chapter out. woo woo!

[meetme2theriver.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. The Cow is awesome, even if it's a pain sometimes.

Our Roxie Sharp has three bolts with the cow. Even funnier since her boyfriend Jonah HATES the cow.

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

I've often wondered if the accept/reject response to the cow is totally random. There never seems to be any rhyme or reason to it, lol.

[madame-ugly.livejournal.com]

What are Johnny's aspiration/secondary? If the cow's romance it might just be a good mix.

Or, Johnny is a furrie.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Heheh. It was like a riddle.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Like father, like son. ;)

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

*teehee* I love puns.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Hey, at this rate, Johnny just might love you too, if you hit on him.

I agree. The silly cows do make things more fun.

*snicker* The chef likes it. That's the reaction Jaxy gave the cow mascot too. The cow at LFT is definitely a girl, though. I saw her without her suit, when she dropped by and went to sleep in Buck and Jill's bed (which was really odd - I've never seen an NPC do that before). I think her name is Lily Vu.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Why does he have no body? Did that have something to do with your university clothing mesh issue?

Hilarious.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

The long fur coat and the cow head? That's too awesome. And she still works the community lot in the cow suit? :P I love it.

Yeah, I'm picking away at it. There are three different locations left to be shot, so I hope that I can get each of them wrapped up in one (separate) sitting.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

It would be too funny if Roxie left her boyfriend for the cow mascot. He'd never recover from that.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

I think it would have to be, since relationship and personality doesn't seem to factor in all that much.

We should conduct some experiments.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Johnny is a popularity sim by design, and I gave him family as a secondary. Hmmm, it would make sense if the cows were romance, wouldn't it? I should check it out.

They didn't have any chemistry. I checked it out, and Johnny just shrugged. He doesn't know why he did it either.

*snicker* I said that he's a furry too. I think he just might be up for a little yiffing.

[pixelcurious.livejournal.com]

He should have a body, but my Uni outfits were glitched for awhile. Some (but not all) were invisible. It was very annoying, except when it cracked me up... a lot of students were just floating heads. :D

[pixelcurious.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was during my Uni clothing woes. Pretty much the brightest spot! :D

[pixelcurious.livejournal.com]

LOL. I need to marry some cows in.

[smjoshsims.livejournal.com]

No, worse- I put her in a pen and let her starve, then she got scared to death. Sweet, sweet revenge. :)

[smjoshsims.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL. That's priceless!

[indigoleo.livejournal.com]

LOL!
Ah Johnny you silly guy you!

My cow mascots seldom flirt with my college kids. What mine do usually is come in and whack one of them up-side the head with the damned pillow! Then they head straight to the guitar and stay on there forever preventing any of my own fun starved sims from using it.

At my Strangetown greek house I have a security robot. I never tire of seeing the cows get zapped as soon as they come on the lot. It's so much fun. :D

[80sfiend.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Johnny+Cow mascot=OTP for life :P

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

*snort* That's an awesome OTP. I'd love to read some really serious and intense fanfiction about that now. I'm pretty sure I would die with laughter.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Johnny's an odd cat.

I haven't tried out one of those security bots yet. Stella can make them, so I should try it. It sounds fun.