Now, why would I want to do a thing like that? I'd get booed off the stage, Madame. (Like I need to use the readers as an excuse. *snicker*) Besides, how can I just leave them hanging after the last chapter?

I'll have you know that they don't even take up half the update. Not even a quarter, even. At least not the first part, anyway (though they do dominate the second half, from what I can see right now).

Now, get out of here, you wiseass... *blows raspberry*