So amusing. Both your dialog and the hammock sex. It does seem like the perfect method for Ripp. Too bad Sims 2 doesn't have waterbed sex... I used to have a boyfriend with a waterbed, and he could set up a rhythm that let the ripples do most of the work. He was lazy, too. ;D

I know what you mean about not wanting them to age. It's only in my uglacy that I actually wish I could hasten aging--and that's the one place where the rules prevent me from doing so.