"He'll be back. He doesn't have friends..." *snort* That part really cracked me up, and it's a good observation. Tank really doesn't have any other friends, so maybe he'll give this some more thought after his blood stops boiling (or freezing or whatever).

Yeah, maybe I little switcheroo would work out for them. That still leaves Mr. Smith unhappy that his children are turning their back on their heritage, but it would still further the plan in some ways, at least.