Grr, man. I'm really starting to hate Crystal as portrayed in your story. Poor Lazlo, awestruck by a social climber and forced to change for her purposes. It makes me even happier now knowing that my PSV Lazlo is happily married to a woman who adores him and his wacky family. He can take their girl out to collect bugs and hike while his son makes a shitload of pottery and his wife plays video games all day in her underwear.

No, really. I have no clue why my self-sim won't keep her damned clothes on. She greets the mailman in her 'roos. It's both hilarious and disturbing... since I'd do the same if I had my way.