madame-ugly.livejournal.com ([identity profile] madame-ugly.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] strangetomato 2008-02-27 07:47 pm (UTC)

*sim dials a long twelve digit number on a special phone*

operator: Intergalactic Bell, how may I direct your call?

caller: Yes, I'd like to schedule an abduction.

operator: Yes sir. I'll patch you through.

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LOVE IT.

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