So THAT'S what you use a protractor for! Masturbation calculation! *snort* Now I'm thinking "angle of the dangle". Good lord, I'm not right.

*shudders* The spock thing is freaking me out, too. I recently saw this star trek slash fan art (no, I didn't google it, I'm weird but not THAT weird) and it was just so bizarre and sad and. . .I just can't stop wondering who's body they put spock's head on.