Ok, ok. Then he diddles himself in the SHOWER. Masturbating in the shower would be very efficient, too (and less messy).

*snicker* Great, now I'm thinking about how the uber-efficient strange_tomato Pascal tries to shave strokes off his masturbation session to make it that much more productive. (and the whole "logical" thing is making me see him as Spock--great, just what I wanted).