I have this crazy idea, why doesn't he just come clean to both? Ain't that just the most outrageous idea you've ever heard of? I know he's scared. Obviously his father put him in this awkward position, but he time does go on, so he will graduate one day, and eventually be expected to get married........at some point. Lord knows I love pushing things back, but this is one of those things that if left alone too long, will just knock him into his next life.

But let's say that I was Johnny at this point. First, I'd have to explain it to Phi. I'd owe her that much. I'd explain everything, that my father put me up to it, but that I had never said yes, only I'd think about it. After that, I'd have to talk to Jayne, and explain the results of talking to Phi. If Phi was still up for dating me, I'd tell Jayne that I was still thinking about, but once again, never told my dad I'd agree to it.

And then I'd continue to live walking on a thin tightrope until graduation, when life would kick me in the butt. Sounds like fun!

"not even just the expected stuff."
What the hell does that mean?!?! STOP WITH THE TEASING!!!!