I'm trying to figure out how Johnny can get out of this evening unscathed, and I got nothing. So far, he's only said that Ophelia and Ripp are his roommates, but can he really go the whole evening without saying that they're dating? And even if he doesn't say anything, Ophelia or Ripp might. Ripp, he may be able to convince to keep his mouth shut, but Phi? Sure, they're not much for PDA, but still.

And then Jayne might make a comment about the future. One would assume she's told Stella about the arrangement, so then Stella might say something. How is it possible that he'll make it out alive!!!!!!

How soon will I see the chaos?! I NEED THE CHAOS!!!!!!!